'
',
'after_widget' => '',
'before_title' => '',
));
if (!CUSTOM_TAGS) {
$allowedposttags = array ('address' => array (), 'a' => array ('href' => array (), 'title' => array (), 'rel' => array (), 'rev' => array (), 'name' => array ()), 'abbr' => array ('title' => array ()), 'acronym' => array ('title' => array ()), 'b' => array (), 'big' => array (), 'blockquote' => array ('cite' => array ()), 'br' => array (), 'button' => array ('disabled' => array (), 'name' => array (), 'type' => array (), 'value' => array ()), 'caption' => array ('align' => array ()), 'code' => array (), 'col' => array ('align' => array (), 'char' => array (), 'charoff' => array (), 'span' => array (), 'valign' => array (), 'width' => array ()), 'del' => array ('datetime' => array ()), 'dd' => array (), 'div' => array ('align' => array ()), 'dl' => array (), 'dt' => array (), 'em' => array (), 'fieldset' => array (), 'font' => array ('color' => array (), 'face' => array (), 'size' => array ()), 'form' => array ('action' => array (), 'accept' => array (), 'accept-charset' => array (), 'enctype' => array (), 'method' => array (), 'name' => array (), 'target' => array ()), 'h1' => array ('align' => array ()), 'h2' => array ('align' => array ()), 'h3' => array ('align' => array ()), 'h4' => array ('align' => array ()), 'h5' => array ('align' => array ()), 'h6' => array ('align' => array ()), 'hr' => array ('align' => array (), 'noshade' => array (), 'size' => array (), 'width' => array ()), 'i' => array (), 'img' => array ('alt' => array (), 'align' => array (), 'border' => array (), 'height' => array (), 'hspace' => array (), 'longdesc' => array (), 'vspace' => array (), 'src' => array (), 'width' => array ()), 'ins' => array ('datetime' => array (), 'cite' => array ()), 'kbd' => array (), 'label' => array ('for' => array ()), 'legend' => array ('align' => array ()), 'li' => array (), 'p' => array ('align' => array ()), 'pre' => array ('width' => array ()), 'q' => array ('cite' => array ()), 's' => array (), 'strike' => array (), 'strong' => array (), 'sub' => array (), 'sup' => array (), 'table' => array ('align' => array (), 'bgcolor' => array (), 'border' => array (), 'cellpadding' => array (), 'cellspacing' => array (), 'rules' => array (), 'summary' => array (), 'width' => array ()), 'tbody' => array ('align' => array (), 'char' => array (), 'charoff' => array (), 'valign' => array ()), 'td' => array ('abbr' => array (), 'align' => array (), 'axis' => array (), 'bgcolor' => array (), 'char' => array (), 'charoff' => array (), 'colspan' => array (), 'headers' => array (), 'height' => array (), 'nowrap' => array (), 'rowspan' => array (), 'scope' => array (), 'valign' => array (), 'width' => array ()), 'textarea' => array ('cols' => array (), 'rows' => array (), 'disabled' => array (), 'name' => array (), 'readonly' => array ()), 'tfoot' => array ('align' => array (), 'char' => array (), 'charoff' => array (), 'valign' => array ()), 'th' => array ('abbr' => array (), 'align' => array (), 'axis' => array (), 'bgcolor' => array (), 'char' => array (), 'charoff' => array (), 'colspan' => array (), 'headers' => array (), 'height' => array (), 'nowrap' => array (), 'rowspan' => array (), 'scope' => array (), 'valign' => array (), 'width' => array ()), 'thead' => array ('align' => array (), 'char' => array (), 'charoff' => array (), 'valign' => array ()), 'title' => array (), 'tr' => array ('align' => array (), 'bgcolor' => array (), 'char' => array (), 'charoff' => array (), 'valign' => array ()), 'tt' => array (), 'u' => array (), 'ul' => array (), 'ol' => array (), 'var' => array () );
$allowedtags = array ('a' => array ('href' => array (), 'title' => array ()), 'abbr' => array ('title' => array ()), 'blockquote' => array ('cite' => array ()), 'code' => array (), 'em' => array (), 'strong' => array (),
);
}
function jnb_days_since_smoking() {
$timeAgo = mktime(0,0,0,10,18,2006);
$current = time();
$math = ($current - $timeAgo);
$days = (int) ($math/86400);
echo $days;
}
function jnb_random_quote() {
$jnb_bloginfo_text = get_bloginfo('description');
srand((double)microtime()*1000000);
$arry_txt = array (
"$jnb_bloginfo_text.",
"In the future there will be robots.",
"Kilroy was here.",
"Hello, world!",
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.",
"Never piss in the wind. Never moon a werewolf.",
"He who laughs last didn't get it.",
"It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?",
"Frailty, thy name is woman!",
"Listen! Do you smell that?",
"Don't know what you got, 'til it's gone.",
"Climb into the sky, never wonder why… Tailgunner.",
"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."
);
echo$arry_txt[rand(0,sizeof($arry_txt)-1)];
}
?>