Anima wouldn't normally be available to a mere mortal's WordPress installation. But we risked everything and climbed that freakishly long beanstalk and managed to steal the theme from under the noses of the godlike giants above the clouds.

The giants were using it for themselves and, being completely aware of the theme's quality, didn't want to share. We spent some time hiding from them and at a certain point we were even imprisoned but easily managed to escape since their huge prisons weren't equipped for such small creatures like us.

However, time passed a lot faster in their world, and upon returning to ours we realized we were quite old. We're now constantly trembling, we forget even the simplest of tasks and take naps every 3 hours. But we'd really like to tell our grandchildren of the great adventures we had above the clouds, if only we could stay awake long enough to do so.

So, do you want the new generations to hear our stories?